Hubby got a bloody nose in the middle of the night & in his sleepy confusion, instead of recognizing it for what it was, he turns to me & asks “Did you punch me in the face?” Because yes, that’s logical.
@RecDiggity@NotDaRealPope Just for reference, the one here is loft style, no actual bedroom, no garage, and the lot size is smaller than our house. It looks like a cute hobbit house- that’s about all it offers
Called to get our last oil fill & let them know we’re converting to natural gas. “Oh what can we do to keep you as a customer?” Uhh, fucking nothing, Jennifer! Your product is ridiculously expensive & I don’t like living off ramen