Carolyn Richards

(she/her) professional escape artist // 80s movie sidekick // human equivalent of a balloon animal

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@eytanmirsky pretty good - yourself?

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

I wish I had a large following for one reason and one reason only: so everyone could know how amazingly talented and crazy-cool @eytanmirsky is <3

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

If your day was filled with as many acts of love, glasses of rosé, and Clive Barker books as me, I know you had a merry christmas <3 #HappyHolidays

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

I matched with this guy on Hinge who looks like if the squirrel from 'Over the Hedge' was a himbo - we have good conversations

[savannah @savannahdeso]

yes i have 9 crushes!!! 3 are dormant (in relationships!) and 7 are active (don’t know who i am!) ... does this help??

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

It's that time of year again - stockings are getting hung, trees are being decorated, and the seasonal depression is ramping up! I love the holidays ❤️

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@MichaelGladis yooo! i'm totally tuning in

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

I like to fall asleep to sad music so the mental illness can slow roast overnight like my brain is a crockpot

[The Jade DéMelody @THEJADEDEMELODY]

When someone falls in love with your flowers & not your roots, they don’t know what to do once fall & winter come.

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@cordisbored Ferris Bueller's Day Off - if you wanted to challenge us, you shouldn't have chosen a gif from the most iconic scene 😂

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

guys -

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@hotghoulbarbie wish this were me

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

anybody hungry? i made a Sommer and Hamm sandwich (@MadMen_AMC , @richsommer )

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@khkatsuki @ashlynn_barrera 5th grade, actually

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

...and another one:

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title.

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title.

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@matthewgleslie in other words, i would like to help write this sequel we all want so badly 😌

[Carolyn Richards @caroIynrichards]

@matthewgleslie dude, i've thought about it so much: Summer of '04 (hypothetically), because it's 20 years later, so Davey and Nikki could be married w/ kids, and also because (like the 80s) the early 2000s were a genre-defyingly formative time for culture -- Mackey does indeed come back