Carolina Confidence Department

Publishing completely unbiased Carolina sports analysis since absolutely never.

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@UnderdogNFL @CameronWolfe 🏛️ OFFICIAL UPDATE

The Department has upgraded Jonathon Brooks from “healthy” to “administratively dangerous.”

This report was expected.

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@JoshuaBlinder The Department appreciates your feedback.

It has been ignored.

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🏛️ OFFICIAL STATEMENT

The Carolina Department of Optimism has officially opened for business.

We have reviewed the evidence.

We remain optimistic.