Caroline

my parents made me quit soccer because I wouldn’t stop running around with the cones on my head

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New Orleans turns off all speed cameras across the city — for now. Here's why, what to know. https://t.co/bcDPd0a7Th

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“I feel like it would be easier to just have a friend with a boat instead of having your own boat” - one of my only friends with a boat (I’ll confirm)

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Thinking about starting a rumor that @Creed is headlining French Quarter Fest

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He likes to assign a corner as the pee corner in case the elevator stops working, and doesn’t see any issue with that

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“This marriage is prison on planet bullshit” - Jake because I don’t allow him to tell strangers which corner is the pee corner on elevators. We are not on an elevator.

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Parent teacher conferences during Deep Gras was scary

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Mojo Dojo Casa Gulf

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You can’t guess that rep tv is coming all year unless you start in January

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Jonas told me I should come visit him at work so he can make me a drink called “children of the corn” that tastes like “children’s tears”

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My favorite version of “pink pony club” is the version we sing to Lola called “stinky girl club” before she gets a bath

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I love getting yelled at for things that I have zero control over at work. Today someone going the wrong way down a one way 2 blocks from school was my fault. My bad 😞

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@_bussss Maybe Ulysses S Grant is also in the musical

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Is there a musical about Ferdinand Magellan because I’m interested

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@_bussss Yes

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If you miss the dart board you get to do a penalty shot where you stand closer (I would probably still miss)

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“Caroline’s one of the boys” fast forward 5 hours and I’m teaching them HOT TO GO on the boat outside señor frog

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I’m going to do a shopping haul video but it’s from CVS and what I bought it’s just my psychiatric drugs

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I love texting Jake 7 times in a row, all of them unrelated. I feel like it really keeps him on his toes.

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New requirement for student teachers: handling a classroom during a full moon. It’s not about learning, but giving them a chance to rethink their career path.

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Tequila and A Court of Wings and Ruin