Caroline Wu

[Caroline Wu @CarolineCWu]

Paper & scissors had nothin on me today 🎃🕸

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

[Boner Assassin @tequilatwisterr]

My ex was not attractive enough for me to have all this trauma. That’s all I gotta say on that.

[Mariam🍃 @mariam_elian]

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Lyndon Johnson's Johnson ⚡️ @LBJs_Johnson]

The U.S. Supreme Court made it easier to own a gun, gave cops the ability to not read Miranda Rights, gave religious schools public funding, and overturned Roe v Wade after 50 years of precedence. Welcome to conservative America. Never vote Republican again.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Let’s be 100% clear. If Republicans win control of the House, Senate and White House two years from now, they will pass a national abortion ban. And no matter where you live, no matter how pro-choice your state is, women and doctors will be locked up for practicing health care.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

“White privilege does not mean your life has been easy. It just means the color of your skin hasn’t made it harder.”

~ Jimmy Kimmel

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Reminder to myself, and to all— you don’t need a flat or perfectly toned stomach to wear a crop top. These “summer body” trends are toxic. Your body is ready for summer no matter what it looks like. Don’t let it stop you from enjoying anything 🥲🙏🏻

[hania🏹 @regrttes]

imagine making fun of someone’s accent or pronunciation when you speak ONE language…

[sarah @heavenbrat]

my bf getting into a relationship w me thinking im pretty n smart only to find out months later im actually mentally ill hyper-independent who does in fact cry abt everything

[Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal]

WI State Sen. Felzkowski (R), presenting a natural immunity bill, says she has had both delta and omicron infections.

WI State Sen. Larson (D): "I would note that if natural immunity was something that would prevent you from getting COVID, you wouldn't have gotten COVID twice."

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?

[Epona @artemisinfurs]

thinking about this painting by reynier llanes, "the poet"