Carol Milligan

I'm just me.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

@PrattWiley Could you bring me a roadside cheeseburger?!

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

When AAA says it will be an hour before they arrive, and you instantly have to pee. #potholes

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

@Starbucks please bring back the menu board ASAP! It’s debilitating to order without it. Not only do I want to see my choices, I also care about calorie counts and prices.

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

@KeshaRose’s Praying is magnificent.

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Because they aren't sleeping tonight, when my nearly three year olds become teenagers they will be grounded. #payback #momrevenge

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Not many things rank higher than the hairdresser saying you've got great hair...unless she just wanted a good tip. #damn #dontcare #ibelieve

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

We had the new rug a mere 26 hours before I spilled coffee on it. #figures #iblamethekids #outofpapertowels

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

I'm worried about my parenting skills. One kid wants to be a refrigerator for Halloween. The other wants to be a trash can. #halloween

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

I will not let the Monday morning 9 AM fire drill ruin my day. #fourthinfourweeks

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

When #tinafey first appeared on SNL I wasn't a big fan. I was such an idiot back then. #friendgoals #olderandsmarter #sheetcaking

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Gendry's back! #got

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Worst flight ever. Waited on the runway for 2 hours, no tvs work, it's hella bumpy, someone smoked a cigarette, and there's no ginger ale!

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

You know you're in #America when the pediatrician says give your kid more sugar. #Happy4th from #DunkinDonuts. I think it's working!

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

My new favorite picture of all time! Thanks to @jbatchelorking for the adorable outfits!!… https://t.co/UFV7MM8tCR

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Big day! Approved for TSA pre-check and about to take my first Uber ride. #ifancy

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

@_maddysun Use my coupon code to get 20% off of your Pura Vida purchase! The code is CarolMilligan20

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

Love me some Louis Prima. #thekingofswing

[Carol Milligan @CarolK17]

I think I'm a little too excited for the Carolina Shag channel on @SIRIUSXM #feelingmyroots #beyoungbefoolishbehappy