Turd Ferguson

Lover of Democracy (straight up the middle)

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@jkellymcgowan @maddenifico The guy who coined the phrase you are using (TDS), has just been arrested for Child Solicitation.

Your vocabulary says a lot about you. GTFOH and stop shilling for a loser. It’s un-American as it is unseemly.

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@Zeekthedogphd @SteveSchmidtSES Real Patriots aren’t grifters. Fake ones are.

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@SteveSchmidtSES Pulitzer Prize photograph.

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@Zeekthedogphd @SteveSchmidtSES Spoken like a true American Patriot. Fixed it for ya…

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@GregHand15 @Reneada13445030 @SteveSchmidtSES You drink the anti-freeze first, ok…? I mean… We really don’t know what will happen, right…?

It’s over, Pal.

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@GregHand15 @SteveSchmidtSES Nah…, Not really, greggie… It ain’t loud enough.

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@RadioFreeTom @MalcolmNance Pulitzer Prize Photo….!

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@laffs_mr @RhondaLucci @AntiTrumpCanada @RickMayo1 Curtain is down, Bud. The emperor has no clothes. Get real… Maybe you’re a bot and can’t get real.

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@ML3democrats I’ll take “things that were never said” for $500, Alex.

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@smoggy1536445 @joni_askola Tucker is a Kremlin shill…! Russia doing better than Ukraine…? Today…, Crimea is cut off. No gas, food stocks dwindling, people fleeing… If UKR retakes Crimea…, the war is over as Putin will have lost the confidence of the Siloviki. Toast.

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@HQNewsNow @BaddCompani “One of these things is not like the other” - Sesame Street

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@ChristopherHale @Acyn I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $500, Alex.

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@travissram @jtbourne Nick Paul is a proven Playoff asset. Very tough to play against and he can give you the timely goal.

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@pucksanddreams_ Nurse just got traded to SJS.

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@PuckPedia Brutal overpay…!

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@frank_seravalli Sayonara Helly.

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@Acyn Looks like they will both get married in Jail…! 😂

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@m72953176 @GibbsCalhoun @GovPressOffice @CAgovernor Ok. If you say so, champ. 😂

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@GibbsCalhoun @GovPressOffice @CAgovernor It’s called AI.

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@SpencerHakimian She’s a drunk. NFW…!