Ben-Jammin’ 🎶 Carpedelika

Celestial-bound, blissed-out, analog bubble-bathing, art-infused, wake-up-and-send-that-shit-every-day, 1 in 8.2 billion humanitarian.

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@perlinaino You know that not a single person believes this right?

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@ohhanxiety Free

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@JesseBWatters BBQ’s to Baywatch what a fucking tool box 😂😂 in my 40 years on this planet, still have yet to come across a bigger doucher than you. You win man - there has never, and will never be a bigger piece of shit than you. Stick your face in a wood chipper. Soon please.

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@karolineleavitt You’re a god damn leech - a disgusting, slimy, parasitic wormy little creature. You know Donny boy picked you because you’ll say fucking anything right? You realize you have zero talent? You realize no one actually likes you? Okay good.

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@karolineleavitt Lady you are the very definition of DISGUSTING SCUM TRASH. It makes me fucking sick how entitled you are. You know what they call people who marry people twice their age? FUCKED UP. I wish I could tell you point blank to your face how utterly rancid you are. Nice “marriage”

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@SarahLarchmont I love that you can just summarize all 3 presidencies in one tweet, and completely ignore everything else. It’s adorable.

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@MAGAPosts So smart we don’t even bother to mention her accomplishments! So classy she gets to use the golden toilet on the weekends.

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@SarahWorkx Lmfao nothing says classy and respected like not being able to understand a word she’s saying.

Give me a god damn break, how many First Lady’s have you even studied? Just this one hey? Yup that tracks. Delusional, boot licking, dick sucking, MAGA fuck-tards, it’s never-ending.

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@sarahtexe “Works” is doing some incredibly heavy lifting here, BUT you’re still adorable for thinking this man can relate to anything you’re going through. Hard lives build character - Everything handed to him. No adversity. That’s why he cries when he doesn’t get what he wants.

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@TerribleMaps Lmao notice how the MAGA tools are the only ones saying “nope, all of it - we take all of it - because America first ‘n shit”

Thank you for putting the greed we all know you for on full display. Be adorable and tell me I’m wrong and that it’s actually “strength”, begging you.

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@TerribleMaps Fine by me - when can we do this?

Oops, one revision, please have Illinois back.

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@Ustroopss Aww poor baby, biggest pop star in the world thinks I’m a corrupt moron. Guess I’ll have to go shit in my golden toilet.

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@EmilySm43 Lil big titz

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@RossyPrime Lmao this is the lost cringe ass post I’ve ever seen. Who is that guy dancing by the way? Who are those confused people watching him?

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@AdamtrendHQ No one who isn’t in the cult is going to agree with this you dumbass

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@EastEndJoe Let’s make this happen, but we need to make sure he takes his helmet off up there just like in this picture.

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@RinoTheBouncer Quit staring at me creepy AI child

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@EliteMan091 “Doesn’t quite match, but hey, if they like it why should I have a problem either it?”

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@GaryPetersonUSA Woah, holy shit, I, I pardon me for stammering, I just “cant handle” your daughter’s tattoo of Hunter Biden with Trump’s hair. What’s the 3rd “A” stand for? Boy did I just get owned.. what do I do now? Just be owned?

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@otokyo I crush up some tomatoes and mash it up with vinegar, mix it into a paste, strain out the chunks, and eat the French fires with whatever blend thst might be.