I didn't mean for that to happen

oops you weren't supposed to find this

[Daily MDVA Chokes @DailyMDVAChokes]

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[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

The Avengers (2012) has a deleted scene where Steve Rogers sits alone at a cafe, completely lost in modern times

A waitress tries to talk to him. He doesn't react

Stan Lee leans over from the next table and says "Ask for her number, ya moron"

Marvel cut it

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

All she wanted to do for her birthday was fuck me.

[Tactix @tactixssb]

Here’s a slightly better version. Green = has won a major solo, yellow = has won a major with partial usage, & red = has never won a major in any real capacity

[start.gg @StartGG]

Maps are cool, huh?
Check out these awesome community-made map projects using our API to find tournaments in your area!

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

But I'll pray for you all the time if I could be by your side, I'll give you all my life, my seasons.
-seasons, wave to earth

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

Went to a rave at meow wolf in Denver for my 30th birthday with sold out tickets. Amazing show from twin diplomacy. Had a great time this trip

[WeedleTwineedle @WeedleTwineedle]

Twitter made fun of her for this, but she was real and lowkey ate with this coke speech idc

[Angela Rockford @angie_goodwood]

Afro man absolutely slept with that cops ex wife

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Your Parents Are Getting Older.
30 Things To Do With Them Before Time Moves On.

1. Record their voice telling a story. One day that voice becomes a sound you can never hear again.

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

Like I do want a gf, but I really want someone to talk to when I'm bored or working. Maybe a friend

[Dating Dynamics @Dating_Dynamics]

Asking a woman the right questions gets her thinking and dreaming a little.

It also gets her to open up and relax with you.

Here are 22 Open-ended questions you can ask a woman and make her fall in love with you…...

[kyle @kyledxniel]

Here he comes

[sho. @Shoflowers]

entered the cashbox and making steves cry

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Stop being a loser. Wake up early. stretch. Clean your room. walk a lot. build online business. Put some cool clothes on and go out. talk to cute girls. hang out with friends and family. stop watching the news. stop watching porn. stop doomscrolling. read a lot. stop consuming and start creating. play a sport. give love. don't hate. be real. live life.

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

I may be sad but at least I'm hot

[I didn't mean for that to happen @CarpenterFredd]

Breathe until your lungs fail