John Ralph Carpenter

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@ArtyBagger @bushontheradio Do tell us Janet.

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@ArtyBagger @LBFlyawayhome Entranched?

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@MrJamesMay The grief is real and will take a while to soften. We lost our beloved tabby girl Lily a week ago, aged 19. It's hard.

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@gorbalsgoebbels Tennents!

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@MrJamesMay Why the hell are you going THERE!

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@NHS_Martin @StymieSi Jarl?

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@JayMitchinson Colonsay

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@CFBClips I know how you feel. I hope nobody thinks I am the sort of person who would drive an Audi.

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@CFBClips I'm in the 3%

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@MrMichaelSpicer Range Rover? You've been hacked.

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@StymieSi Should have had the Cast Iron Stout. Magic.

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@TheRealJamieKay @gorbalsgoebbels No

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@MrMichaelSpicer Oh!

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@MrMichaelSpicer Eureka!

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

I need your help to stop more pubs closing https://t.co/Quqt7MAX4U

[John Ralph Carpenter @CarpenterJRalph]

@MrMichaelSpicer Another one for you...

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@MrMichaelSpicer Cold, wet, windy, just how we like it

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@MrMichaelSpicer

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@MrJamesMay @voidwyninacage McCain? They're Canadian! Eh?

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@StymieSi Wigan