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[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[Messi¹⁰ @LaPulgaZone]

The fall The Destiny The End

[Berneese @theberneese]

45 goal contributions
La Liga player of the season
UCL 6 goals 4 assists
Supa Copa winner
La Liga winner
World Cup winner

Ballon de oro

[aud @mbappefc10]

the 3rd place humiliation match on saturday:

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Geopolitiquero @Realgeopolitica]

Esta foto es durísima. Incluso en 2026 sigue doliendo.

[Yolzzz🩶 @missyolzzz]

Ok i need the chemical engineer behind this exceptional work when I buy a VW😭

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The shortcuts that Google Maps gives you.

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Me at Audi Brynston when the rs5 lands in South Africa:

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

If your Nike sneakers are damaged you can get a new pair for free, without a receipt, within 2 years of purchase.

Nike will give you a brand-new pair or a gift card of the same value.

Nike's return policy allows you to return sneakers or apparel within 2 years of the manufacture date if they develop flaws in their materials.

Without a receipt it's 2 years from manufacture date. Inside the shoe, there's a white tag with a 4 digit (mm/yy) or 6 digit (mm/dd/yy) UPC.

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Manuu Media ™ @manuukenya]

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

This phase is important in life.

[‎Wojak Codes @wojakcodes]

I think about this a lot.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

The greatest ever.

[Caroline @carolinecwilder]

I’ve learned to say, “if you need an answer now, the answer is no.”

[Big Smoke @suleimanjnr0]

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