CarrieAmanda

Ransomed. ✝️
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Curator of Experiences 🎧
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[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“I don’t do politics”

Well baby, politics is going to do you, regardless.

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

Idk.. maybe you should stop dating and pour into your friendships for a little while.

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

@april_riles Sho did.

[baba yaga @JesusDiddy]

you think I’m putting up with shit from a ugly person you outta your rabid ass mind

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

@MajorKiAlert Yea. It aint working for me or Lisa either

[brat @stephepime]

Whichever country is hacking the US cellular service, can you please delete my student loans?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

@ATT imma need a lil discount or something on the next bill!!

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

🤣🤣🤣

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Governor Ron DeSantis gets handed a participation trophy by a man during a campaign stop in Iowa, drawing some laughs from the crowd.

"Real quick before we get started. Thank you everyone. Governor DeSantis, I want to present to you this participation trophy."

"Now, you're probably not gonna win the election, right? But we're proud of you for trying. He's special. He's unique and he's our little snowflake."

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

@KennyFresh1025 Pull her paddle out. 🤣

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

I could not imagine WANTING to look affordable to a man lol

Imagine a man looking at you & thinking “yeah she fits in my very low budget” lmao

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

Right because why would that be your first thought

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Y’all worried about if your son is gay whole time his favorite color is 7 because y’all been boiling fabulouso, dipping braiding hair, & cooking crack all in the same pot you cook his hamburger helper in. Go to hell.

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

All insurance companies should return a major portion if not all of your premium for the year if they never had to pay a claim for you

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

@BeachesAndBacon How cute!!

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

My parents.
Cause if yall just wanted to be best friends why take your children through divorce. 🙄

[Lorenzo Javy Veloz Jr. 🩸 @Jab_Jab_Right]

I never understood the, “we’re still very close, but we don’t want to be together” reason, because if everything’s kool why separate?

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

White people. I promise, the Black people at the bar are not interested in being your audience.

This woman is telling me what happened to her today and I do not give a FUCK.

This happens to my friends and I often.

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

Picture it. My cousins wedding reception in Philly and this comes on. I'm the only person confused.

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

So, do yall be pausing kissing and be like "lets film this!" Or pull out the phone with that intention.. cause my attention span won't have it.

[CarrieAmanda @CarrieGrows]

Currently and do not recommend

[OCTO8ER ⚖️ @badgal_zaee]

Yea, I’ve dated a lightskin before