🚙Carson☀️

Certified hater of most things.
Lover of the Detroit Lions & Washington Capitals
My WNBA takes are on threads

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Muting the Lions game was the best option for my mental wellbeing. My eyes burning from how bad the defense is was enough without my ears ringing from it being described. #OnePride

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Watching the Lions play defense is physically painful experience as a fan.

The D-line is doing their best but the secondary…I don’t even have the words.

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Caps vs the posts #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Chokeholds are legal now? Asking for Ryan Leonard.

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Kill the penalty, tie the game, and at least get a loser point for our troubles. #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

This Brawl is on the refs for not blowing the whistle fast enough. Love to see Vinny standing up for Chuckie #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

It’s truly looking like a back-to-back tonight🫠🫠 #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Big win for the Caps tonight!! Great way to start the season!! #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Are we trying to get PK reps???? #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Defense? Rolling. Offense? Rolling. LT? An absolute beast! POWER PLAY? SCORING #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

This period is giving me all the dopamine!!! #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Caps fan will say, we needed this, and it’s just a Dubois assist on a Tuch goal #ALLCAPS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

GET US GOIN TUCHY

[matt @sidneycrassby]

jack hughes when a joke isn’t at the expense of women:

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

The Capitals’ development pipeline will feed this team for years! The future is bright🤩🤩

[Washington Mystics @WashMystics]

DC, this is for us.

For everyone who believed when others didn’t. For everyone who has been with us all season long. We got us & and we’re not done yet.

Bring everything, leave nothing ❤️
@CarMax

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

It would be kind of funny if Chuckie, Frank, & the kids got the W against Philly’s full roster #ALLCAPS

[🚙Carson☀️ @Carson0324]

Cristall was a real one for that, small (for a Cap) but mighty. Let’s go Caps!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Oh my God

ICE shot this unarmed man in the back while he was delivering food. 24 hours later, the bullet is still lodged in his back and they've refused his pleas for pain medication

He entered the country legally and had a valid work permit

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“i was really afraid for my life.”
- olya sharypova, ex girlfriend of zverev