Carson

War eagle!

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

One thing to do today… search my name on Google 😉

[Toni🔴⚪(Vuelta a la rutina) @Tonigonzlz]

"Todos persiguen la pelota pero nadie la muerde, no entiendo nada"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Carson @CarsonAlizabeth]

@crotchner2 I personally know men named Shelby, Shannon, and Casey!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Don’t go chasing waterfalls...cautiously approach and be careful of slippery conditions. In fact, you may just want to stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[Edda Hengist 🐴📚 @edda_vt]

OMG Someone put an Artemis plushie from Sailor Moon in Capcom in launch command for the Artemis II!!

[Carson @CarsonAlizabeth]

A Zognoid reference in the big 2026 from a Mancubus echolog??? @egoraptor @Borderlands #DefinitelyHuman

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

*starts playing on phone during a show

*misses important scene

*rewinds way too far by mistake

*gets back on phone while waiting for the scene

*misses the scene again

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

[༊࿐ . @j3llydelly]

‘Bob, do something!’ And he actually handles everything😫

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

I hate seeing malls fade away. There was something truly magical about walking through them during the holidays.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

I have lived a thousand lives since this

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

What game is this?🚀

[genebby @genebbyy]

big fan of using mizuki’s paper doll, running in, hitting nobody and proccing my heal zero times , not tping out since i wasn’t paying attention to the return timer, missing my stun, and dying

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

remember those days when you missed school and you'd check the time and think "they're eating right now"

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Multiplayer games are fun n all but single player video games just hit different.

Give me a good story, interesting characters and fun gameplay and my life is yours.

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.