Carson Forbes

LLV❤️

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[NSS⅄ 🙂‍↕️ @CallMeRanbob]

City got Luka and Myles Garrett for 2 FRPs total

[Jeff Biesinger @JeffBiesinger]

I’m going to be honest. I’m a huge fan of policing your own. MLB does it. NHL does it. NFL does it. The only way to get players to stop acting like idiots, is to let them know when they are. If a team is going to constantly flop and foul bait, then you may as well get your money’s worth. I’d love to see more of this in the NBA. It’s the only way things are going to get cleaned up. Obviously, the league isn’t going to fix it.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

we broke while making triple what our parents made.

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

they want u to be perfect while u accept them as they come

#nah

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

🚨JANITOR THROW ALERT 🚨

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Women only care about these things as long as you are on good terms.

When the situation changes, she will look you in the eye and tell the world that you never did anything for her and that she was the one mothering you.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

You cannot teach consideration

[Jay @iHad2GoGetit]

withholding information is lying.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A cheating woman will swear you’re crazy while hiding a whole double life in her phone.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Wanting a man to LEAD knowing you don’t like to listen is crazy 😂

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

About that……

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Downs to Dallas ⭐️

@calebdowns | @OhioStateFB

#CowboysDraft | @MillerLite | #ItsMillerTime

[ESPN @espn]

With the 11th pick in the NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys trade up to select Caleb Downs ⭐

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes i miss the bond but then I remember the disrespect

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

[autist @litteralyme0]

mfs who go to sleep at 1am and wake up at 5am:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me realizing i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.