This is why i stopped playing magic the gathering I would show up to gatherings and they’d be like “let me introduce you to Tulip” and I’d have to fistbump some nigga like this and be like ahah wassup tulip
I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡
@BarackObama
I often fantasize about being breastfed by him and when I bite his teat too hard he grabs me by my hair and snarls at me and I say I’m so sorry I won’t do it again but really I know I will because when he treats me like a bad dog my thingy gets really hard