carson

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless // comedian, writer @queerty & professional tweeter

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

“I think I’m gonna go. They confiscated my vape”

[Queerty @Queerty]

The 2026 VMAs lived up to its reputation, thanks to the girls and gays.

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[Queerty @Queerty]

Join us for a vogue down memory lane…

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[Queerty @Queerty]

Here’s what we’re obsessed with this week!

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[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

When the “pink clouding” chorus hit for the first time… #TSTLOASTheEncore

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

“Cleveland!” bridge be like

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

@LothWolffe I want a good weird time

[Queerty @Queerty]

So many gay obsessions, so little time.

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[Queerty @Queerty]

Remembering The Rosemont, an NYC gem gone too soon

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[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

These are the faces Reba was making in the credits for her show

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

Telephone for toddlers omg

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

@thatguyuptown The scream I screamt!!

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST SAW TROYE SIVAN PERFORM “EASY” WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

@POPin4k Back in my day, gay characters had a REAL fagcent

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

this actually being healing

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

My best friend Leslie said, “Oh she’s just being-”

[MILEY @miley]

MILEY.

[omie @nomardeadrede]

Madonna when she gets on the elevator and runs into Debi Mazar.

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

@tayaswizzles13 @taylorswift13 WHERE DOES THE TIME GO!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Queerty @Queerty]

We’ve been hot for skincare, skinny watches, and Chanty Beluga, naturally.

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