Alcoholic Mermaid

Would rather be raving 💃🏼

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

No surprise here but I changed my hair again 😂

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@AriannaSmith51 David’s bridal! They are pretty cheap that’s where I got my black prom dress

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@MrNigelNg uncle roger I officially challenge you to grade my fried rice. I’ve been a professional chef for 8 years now. I currently am a master sushi chef, but fried rice isn’t ever out of the question. Sincerely- @AdamPardo

[Mace 🖤 @maciesmith__]

Happy new year’s from the smiths (we really tried to be cute)

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@johnna_shea @AdamPardo I love and miss you, well bring the switch and controllers when we come visit!

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@_jypsi_ Chocolate chip butterscotch, I am a pretty good baker but idk was not my day for cookies yesterday. They still tasted good though 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I could not get my cookies to stop sticking to my baking sheet and I’m literally so mad, I’ve never made uglier cookies in my life

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@aksydneylee Love you 🥺💕

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@aksydneylee My mom was telling me about those too! I def need some it was so bad lol

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@tremoney2016 Your the one who put that shit on Twitter, hope it’s not a repeat of the last time we played 😂

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I love you 🥺 peep the reaction vid

[Pardo My Ass @AdamPardo]

Shoutout @CarsonParfitt for giving me the greatest birthday present I've ever had. 😭 she kept it a mystery for so long and I had no idea what it was. I was so ecstatic when I got home from running errands to see @johnna_shea & @hibbyryan hanging out in the bedroom😱😭🤩😄

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

The before with the Karen’s feeling the moves 😂

[Richy @thiccardYT]

Happy birthday!!! @AdamPardo

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I’m so excited for Adam’s birthday present I worked myself into an anxiety attack 🙄

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I’m so allergic to dairy and I had so much of it tonight, someone kill me why am I so stupid 😭

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

We better stop Covid vaccine support or anyone who gets it is all going to hell 😂

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I work in clinical research and we had the more aggressive bible thumper email is today about how bill gates was the Anit Christ 🙄

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

Lol half my lineup is questionable and I am gonna scream

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@tremoney2016 Yup! WITH WATER. Like how

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

I literally caught my stove on fire tonight and then proceeded to spill corn all over the floor. I hate cooking lol

[Alcoholic Mermaid @CarsonParfitt]

@johnna_shea Me too thanks bby 😂