Dylan C. Carter

Bulbasaur is the only celebrity worth stanning.

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats Is this…my dad? 😂

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@Dr_KatieG1 From a student perspective (during finals): it is also super helpful to include the citation for the pdf. When we go to cite the text and the pdf is just a scan without publishing info we then have to go find a different version of the same text or risk incorrect citations.

[UpHype Shop @uphypeshop]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats I was gonna try to be shady and post your profile pic as “funny” but it’s too cute

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats

[ryan 💫 @chalkycandy]

if I don’t get a little taco bell every week I might die

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats How will you drive with no keys? 💙💙

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats Aww 🥰

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats In V-town?

[Z @vibesncuddles]

me getting ready to bite the absolute living fuck out of my s/o

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@efolds @caty_berg Omgggg it’s the game that actually got me to purchase a switch! I heard the soundtrack beforehand and I was like “yes, this will give me emotional release” 20/10

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@chasitylc For no good reason!!!!

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@bobinskysrats It must be a boomer…

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@Dr_KatieG1 His downfall may have started when I started adding up the plants in his data sets. 😅

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@NilesGApol @frogs_n_maps Wait isn’t he like thirsted over in Netflix shows now?? It sounds like a compliment.

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@tonysopranomom Plus if they need help acquiring himbos we can set up tutoring 😂

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@tonysopranomom I mean, I have to trust that at least someone is subverting the school mandated curriculum to teach actual knowledge 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@tonysopranomom *moving to wherever my kids can be in your class*

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

Any time I cross campus 😂

[Dylan C. Carter @CarterDylan1995]

@tonysopranomom @bobinskysrats I’ve heard that the tongue is one way to tell the difference between rock and bone..