Carter Johnson

If you’re planning an event I can’t wear blue jeans to, I probably don’t want to go.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

At some point you’ll realize, what they think, doesn’t matter.. Enjoy YOUR life, no matter what.

[SATTA @sattatheultimat]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Carter Johnson @CarterJ36]

Is this a threat?

[Carter Johnson @CarterJ36]

None of this would have happened if these guys hadn’t been furloughed

[Carter Johnson @CarterJ36]

This map shows the current concentrations of girls who sell multi-level marketing products

[Carter Johnson @CarterJ36]

We’re not doing the hoppy thing this year are we

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Kent Murphy @ReaICoachKent]

Tee-ball is really just a contest of who has the funniest kid 😂😂 https://t.co/Acl6rJM5RH

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

This is one of the purest things I’ve ever seen🐶

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

the world’s an awful place but also have you seen this video of a tiny deer meeting a tiny human

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Seeing posts starting to come in that the hero who stopped the Texas church shooter is Jack Wilson, the owner of On Target Shooting Academy.

From ~50ft he drew his weapon under pressure and fired one shot to the terrorist's swiftly moving head in just 2 seconds.

Hero.