maybe: CJ ✰

[maybe: CJ ✰ @CarterLastinger]

shaving your legs then getting chill bumps https://t.co/51waChY5aq

[maybe: CJ ✰ @CarterLastinger]

@CameranBrookss names?

[maybe: CJ ✰ @CarterLastinger]

@CameranBrookss wtf?

[nightskin👾angel @ARIA2XTRA]

i hate when flys rub their hands together like getcho doodoo grazing ass outta my house

[saint @LamarMyles]

They ain’t got a vaccine for pollen yet?

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lexxleverette]

a cold room at night & a cold room in the morning are 2 different colds

[💎 TS Negro Genesis Evangelion will TTYL. 🦯 💎 @afrodykee]

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

[Gucci icecream🍦 @EvansTed101]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[maybe: CJ ✰ @CarterLastinger]

@Hughes7Lexi “yeah she can wash dishes like it’s NOTHING”

[Lexi Hughes @Hughes7Lexi]

@CarterLastinger

[K @KirstyAkira]

wakingupinthemorningthinkingaboutsomanythingsijustwishthingswouldgetbetter

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[SmoothGuyTy_ @SmoothGuyTy_]

The most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes” in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😂😂