Matt Carter

who reads this anyway?

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Hi there, now I realise you have these social media accounts purely for bragging rights I’ll use email

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@ODEONCinemas how long should someone expect to wait for a reply from your team Guildford Odeon?

Not asking for a friend, asking because it’s been like a furnace in there for months now and I’d like to start using my limitless again (as I doubt you’ll be giving me free months)

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@Crablegs59 @terohonkasalo Went looking for it the other day too! Great album

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@NoContextHumans Inkfish was the call centre, used to work there back in the day

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@ManaByte Leon

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@TheAlmightyband @rickywarwick My eldest came with me to Birmingham last year and this year my youngest will be with me in Portsmouth! Can’t wait!

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@talkSPORT Any any any old Goldstein

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@rickywarwick 2nd time I saw The Almighty was supporting Maiden way back when! Be seeing you in November

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Foxtrot Oscar!

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@ManaByte

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@BGatesIsaPyscho I’m amazed the judges can keep a straight face! “You conned elderly people out of thousands of pounds” one day to “you called someone a muppet” the next. I’d be curled up

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@Glinner I wouldn’t put him in charge of a KFC!

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@TheGriftReport Sad cows to be ashamed of their own flag, we should pity the fools

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@realMaalouf Suicide pedestrian?

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@basilthegreat It’s time to put on make up….

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@SeanyBoyy89 Is this some sort of comedy skit? 6 of them? Really?

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@realMaalouf If she’s angry about music don’t whatever you do mention how good bacon is ffs

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@westhamtransfer That didn’t age well now did it! After last nights fiasco we’re literally only 11 players away from “maybe” having a good starting XI

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@OliLondonTV Pure racism, sexism and a lean towards able bodied persons too no doubt. What next? Must be 6’2” and ripped? Full head of hair! Not realistic at all in current climate tsk