Mistercarteranderson

Oh, it's about to get adequate Up in this Bitch!

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#MyPlansVs2020 #2020 #memes

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#2020 #MyPlansVs2020 #boyzinthehood

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#Quarantine #MyPlansVs2020 #lionking

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#2020 #MyPlansVs2020 #myplans2020 #drake

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if you're going to reject society's moral norms, be sure that you're man enough to replace those things with something better, or at least something striking. To rebel is not enough. To question authority is insufficient, if you can't forge a meaningful existence while free

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If you call someone a snowflake, and they knock you out, is that an avalanche?

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Stop sending women dick pics and start sending them links to true crime podcasts. Just trust me on this one.

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You ever wish you could edit the spelling on someone else’s post?

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Jesus is Black and so is Spider-Man

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Dear Hollywood, Don’t take millennials’ requests too seriously. Street Sharks as a live action movie would be the worst piece of crap ever, but some of us will demand it. Don’t listen. -Carter

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One of my most humbling moments and Comedy was starting my Twitter page and getting followed by Actor Taye Diggs and bragging about it only to find out that Taye Diggs is actually a weirdo that follows everyone on Twitter

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My throat more sore than most losers

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Basic WW quote 3047: “I don't believe in astrology, but I'm also pretty serious about how much of a cancer I am. “🤦🏾‍♂️ I don’t even write jokes anymore. I just rip off white folk nonsence and condense it.

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Nick Fury: The world needs a New Iron Man.
Rhodes: I already got the suit and erthang!
Nick Fury: But for real though, who can fill those shoes?

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I can’t believe that it’s harder to get into The Finer Things Club than be President

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Start what you finish. And the best way to finish is to apologize if you were wrong.

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@DrBeverlyCrushr Stupid or Stupendous?

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The first person to ever beatbox actually did it by accident. He was eating a hot pocket and the rest was history

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So, you go on a ride along with your brother in-law who is a DEA agent busting a drug dealer’s meth lab. And somewhere in all that wrong, Walter White said “Let’s make this my new career”