Carter Sheridan

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

I hope my teachers know I’m watching the Masters in all my classes and will not be doing any sort of homework #sueme #scottiestyle

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

If you’re going to talk over the TV when I’m trying to listen you have 3 seconds to get out of my house before I start throwing shit. #shutthehellup #leavemealone

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

When God created me he said this kid is gonna be built to shoot the shit #justjawjacking #STS

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Danny Dimes is gonna be doing fortnite dances all over the eagles gonna be a Saturday night smack down #DJ #GiantsAreComing

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

I’m about to drink MSG dry of the original lite beer #milley #rangersin6 #electricfactory

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

I just want to get drunk and yell at the TV. #gmen

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Just lost our annual Army vs Navy rotc football game. Don’t ask where my girlfriend is tonight she don’t hang out with losers. #doublehooah

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

I’m trying to wake up on the wrong side of the truck bed this weekend #hardy

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Stay away from those broadway girls #2am #kidrock

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Lord help me for what I’m about to do in Nashville this weekend #prayforme #michyslims

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

@CoachPryVT I’m ready I’ve been warming up my arm I’m ready to play some hard nose football just say when

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

First off I would like to apologize and I would like to relinquish this tweet #chokies

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

You’re telling me VT is gonna have a losing season when this man is coaching the boys in the trenches. Not a chance in hell. #hokiesbaby #JCdaddy

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

“The three organizations I hate the most, the Democratic Party, the CDC and the Dallas Cowboys”
- Dirk Nugent #LFGM

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Does anyone else’s Dad just come home and start beating the shit out of you cuz the fridge is making ice #fromthetoprope

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

I need college football like I need oxygen right now #dannydimes #gohokies

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Nothing better than patting a dog on the side and saying whose a good boy

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

@tylerkilby88 We got a cold miller lite at sheridans lodge for you #boycottmohawkhouse #boooo

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

@tylerkilby88 Could not agree more Lackawanna has better greens

[Carter Sheridan @CarterSheridan_]

Didn’t get a glizzy at the turn today played the worst back nine of my life #rangersin7