Jack🎭

Overthinking everything since 1982. I write, draw, design, program. He/him (or they/them)

Also [email protected], jackv on bluesky,

[Patrick McKenzie @patio11]

It was, in my recollection, literally written down that we could not *tell* the caller about the existence of the escape hatch.

Trainee: Are we allowed to hint about the existence of the escape hatch?
Trainer: The rule is you are not allowed to tell the caller about it.

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

Does a 22 hit mr bond

[jml @mumak]

Retries: magic way to turn errors into slow operations
Timeouts: magic way to turn slow operations into errors

[misato. @misato08280]

CMYKインコ🦜

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

"Round About Four Dimensions," a sculpture representing a four-dimensional hypercube or tesseract by Julius von Bismarck and Benjamin Maus.

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

@SwiftOnSecurity I don't know, I'd be maybe more worried about abruptly firing the nuclear power people then the nuclear weapons people.

Now I think about it, I hope that didn't happen.

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

Awwww... No, Mr Kitty, I expect you to be irradiated.

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Examion X-DR Static Classic small animal x-ray.

[atelier🌙 @arainydancer]

The animation is fully done, so to celebrate I made an edit because I love doing these. From a simple animation to a full blown short... only the finishing touches remain!

[ozy brennan 🦙 @ozyfrantz]

I often learn about social expectations from people telling me I shouldn't listen to them. "my child's science fair project is supposed to look good?" I whisper to myself. "I'm supposed to have how many decorations for Christmas? there are beauty standards for vulvas?"

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

Can confirm.

Except that you do this in your head while people in an open plan office require you to repeatedly attend meetings.

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

There's a whole state of Rhode Island that's not Rhode Island!

This is like "New York" all over again! :)

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Counties in the U.S. with a Greater Area Than Rhode Island

[Mrs C @captain_mrs]

sigh why does nobody ever tell us these things

(when I tried concerta I always thought it lasted less than half as long as it was supposed to, and was strong even on the lowest dose)

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

Me:
2100s: ▓▓▓░░░░░░��░░ 25% complete

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

Ooh, are we gonna break a new sort of visualisation diagram? :)

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

@catpoopburglar @tenobrus yeah the number of people i had sex with last year is greater than the number of days on which i had sex

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

@tenobrus I took a stimulant on more days! :)

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

No

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

@ciphergoth I feel like I pretty much completely agree with that essay, but I would still say something more like "moving towards having no false beliefs is useful" not "never have any false beliefs". I didn't say so to start with because it seemed like quibbling if there's small exceptions

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

@Aella_Girl @ozyfrantz There's a minority for what I'm instinctively attracted to is different to who I'm most likely to want to date. Notably, whether they're available or not. But also sometimes I'm attracted to disagreeable people. I think I was correct to answer for what I found hot.

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

@Aella_Girl @ozyfrantz Apparently I can overthink almost any poll.

It seems like I find all eye colours slightly attractive even though that's not logically consistent.

[Jack🎭 @CartesianDaemon]

Average mathematician discovers zero new numbers. Georg Cantor who discovered ℵ1 numbers all at once should not have counted.