Overheard at Carthage

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[Overheard at Carthage @CarthageAt]

vicks vapo rub works better than my prozac

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so who’s winning the junkie or the new dad

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i guess it would be cute if i wasn’t so pro abortion

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you can whip out your dick and put it in another man’s ass but no handholding

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he already had the cancer when i gave him shrooms

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Were you fucking bitches at Sports Clips or nah?

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If you weren’t autistic my banana bread would be better.

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did someone wipe their ass with this dorito

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actually we could because the gay bar is a sunday brunch thing so we could make it to chicago for the evening gangbang

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i wish i never met that tiktok

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i've only done crack once and it was in the nice white people form

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have you guys heard about plastic? plastic’s bad

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I'd honestly rather be a junkie than a trophy wife

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i feel like you should’ve learned to shoot a gun as a cat

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suck my lady peen right now

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this hole is my brain

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i thought this was gay sex

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oh, texas volkswagen, wanna kiss bumpers?

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science is sticking ur head in a sink and seeing if ur eyes burn

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i’m sorry the tig ol biddie sister is doing something for me

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just so we can scissor?!