case p. lovecraft

Owner of several uppercase letters. Enjoys elevator buttons & poor depth perception. @iamburtjarvis is gonna make me a wifey

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

Going to the bathtub with a cup of whatever the fuck.
*moonwalks out of the room*

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@jscoobysnack no fucking way.

[Mandy @MandooYoder]

*Completes the romper look*

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@iamburtjarvis I know, beeb. I know.

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

Oh jeez

#RIPExtraTorrent #nuuuuuuuu

damn Damn DAMN

*shakes fists at the heavens*

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

I've been using the adverb "staunchly" a lot lately and I'm sorry.

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

An open letter to the bitch that keeps heating up her LUNCH FISH in the microwave:

I hope you choke on it*

*but then ultimately are OK

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

#MedicalTerminology

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

As an open-minded, horror loving nurse, I would LOVE to tell some true life stories of what I've witnessed. #KeepYouTubeCreepy

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

I've been using the word "amalgamation" a lot lately and I'm sorry.

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@iamburtjarvis 👃🏻👃🏽

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

Did u know that in 'The Force Awakens' Chewbacca is 234 years old?!?

*gets nose to nose w/boyfriend*

Can I get my nerd card punched now?

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

[Starbucks HQ]
"Dammit men! We have GOT to make this frappuccino EVEN MORE FATTENING!"
Intern: S-sir? I...have an idea...
*slow clap begins*

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@underfleeker @iamburtjarvis @BoogTweets Not necessary. *click-clickity-click*

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@underfleeker @iamburtjarvis @BoogTweets

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

Thanks for the birthday wishes, friends. It was an amazing weekend.

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@iamburtjarvis Thank you sweetheart, light of my eye, apple in my coffee, dot to my que, glue to my rocks, reel to my fa- wait a sec who is this again?

[case p. lovecraft @CaseShuff]

@SiteNook @iamburtjarvis No.