Casey

Huge nerd by day... huge nerd by night.

[doe baby ☁️ @doebby]

even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC still recommends you to stop using retail therapy as a coping mechanism for any minor inconveniences

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[abby govindan @abbygov]

me: it’s cold outside

person from Chicago: I’m from Chicago

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

#PokemonLegendsArceus takes place in the Sinnoh region long before the events of Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl.

The story unfolds in a long-gone era, before the idea of being a Pokémon Trainer or having a Pokémon League even existed.

https://t.co/GPMNVvt2VY

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

there are 7-10 women i could text at any point in time that will justify a fucked up purchase for me and i’d die for them

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Sinnoh.

Remakes.

Confirmed.

#PokemonBrilliantDiamond
#PokemonShiningPearl

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

@KicksFinder Why aren’t these available in smaller sizes? And why aren’t they searchable through the regular website?

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

@FinishLine Went online at 10 and looked up this shoe, and it wasn’t available, kept refreshing site and by the time the shoes showed up, they were “out of stock” 🙄

[Allison Moss @iamnotyourally]

Whoop whoop 🥳

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

Youth Pastor: do you know who also crashed a market?

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

Ok @Modern_Picnic HEAR ME OUT.... Lilac Luncher

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them #BestOfTheBee https://t.co/Qt38lZ3piB

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

Today in my DND campaign we killed a witch with a turtle’s kidney stone

[Kane Kardashian @KWalps]

only 490BC kids remember

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

@ellisongrimm Imagine getting dressed

[Edyt📸 @Sleepie_E]

To the untrained eye these may seem like the same idea but to an expert these are totally different

[Casey @CaseyEliseM]

@MadeleineInez I’m a 6 waiting to present my masters paper atm