Today this kid asked me to leave her stuffed llama out and so I said "no prob-llama" and neither the kid nor her mom laughed and honestly wtf was their problem
“Wow, Kal,” said Batman, “you sure are good at sex.” Superman paused. “You might even say I’m...super at it,” he chuckled. Batman laughed too, playfully licking some of Superman’s many nipples. “Oh, Bruce, let’s run away together,” said Superman. “It could be the Just Us League.”
i would like to formally apologize to the Jurassic Park franchise for every time i’ve gone “why would they just?? constantly reopen the parks?? people are DYING????” 2020 has me seeing clearly now