People (not just teens now)
Are eating Tide Pods.
For no reason.
For no money.
No dare, no charitable cause.
The same people will be electing your next president.
#ThursdayThoughts
@Metalchic73 Agreed............if he DID, I personally would run like hell. Ironically, this is the inspiration for my only tattoo. "Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns" But I know what YOU would do.
I'm so confused........who celebrates the breakup day of an ex? And is it CERTAIN ex's? Ex-marriages? More than a year ex's? Every ex? Cause then I'd be drunk all the time. Oh, & a special #TBT to the guy I broke up with 14 times when I was 21 #Salute
#ActualConversation
Friend: Wanna do dinner and drinks later?
Me: Okay, what's the occasion?
F: The anniversary of the breakup w/ my ex
Me: WHAT?!!! Is this a thing?
F: For me, why? What do you do?
Me: I pretend they're dead.....
@Metalchic73 Oh you mean the Jack Skellington hanging off his crotch. Yeah, that's the one. Anyway, I won't build you up buttercup, let's just cut right to the chase, shall we? DAMN