Casey Marie Rhyne

I do not always proof read

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People walking backwards on the treadmill, it feels like you know something I don’t..

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Idk what I hate more- having a sun burn or hearing “you’ve got a sunburn!” every ten seconds.

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“It’s called a ‘Walk’...
not a ‘Sniff’, 🙄” - me, to my dog, every morning.

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One of my favorite things about being a girl is spending about 4 hours on hair and makeup only to look in the mirror after it’s all done and say “well… at least I’m funny” 😕💁‍♀️

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is play on my phone til my bf is ready to leave 💪👍

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Y’all can verify as many users as you’d like I still don’t know any of these people 🤷‍♀️

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My dog sure does sleep in MY bed so soundly for someone who doesn’t even know my middle name

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Anyone else accidentally sneeze while wearing a mask yet?... yea, me neither.. 😒

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I pointed out a horseshoe crab on the beach to Riley and she immediately smashed it and I have watched enough murder/mystery to know that I am definitely raising a serial killer.

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Me to bf: “you have the most beautiful eyes... I love your smile... uuugh your back is amazing babe 😍”
Bf to me: “... I love your... confidence 😬👍”

😑

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Musical character: “My name is Mrs. Doofenburg and I need no introduction-“
*four versus of introduction, catchy chorus, story-time hook, and BIG finale*

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I don’t think I would like being alive in the 17th century just because of all the hand-cupped face grabbing at the end of every conversation. #harlots

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But do I have to skin my fingers every time I clean a cheese grater or is there a way to like.... not?

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First date with me: “Oh, hey this girl is edgy”
Second date: “ok, hm, more distressed jeans ok..”
Third date: “really? girl only has ripped jeans? dafuc”

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I can’t wait to get home and change from my dog walking sweats into my watching tv sweats

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Does Alicia Key’s “Underdog” make anyone else cry or am I about to get my period?

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Get a weighted blanket so that every time you make the bed it’s a weightlifting session 👍 #lifehack

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Hey @Marvel can a heroine get a hair tie?... or is that exclusively Thor’s thing?

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Just hugged my roommate goodnight in the middle of this Five Guys bc we met here (drove separately) and we are both going home now but she’s “heading straight to bed” when she gets home 🙄😴 what a cute way to say “Imma be too tired for your ass when I get home”

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You say “selfish”, I say “exceptional at minding my own damn business” ☕️