𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨

♡︎ cool aunt ♡︎

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

if you are arguing over magic mike xxl being ranked over the godfather part two you simply haven’t seen magic mike xxl

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Also she’s never home long enough to feel responsible to clean up common areas. Or when i cook she only has 3 dishes to clean but when she cooks she literally had no spatial awareness and uses every dish thats clean.

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Ik i complain a bunch but IF YOU USE ALL THE FUCKING ICE CUBES THAT I FILL UP, FUCKING START A NEW BATCH!!! Why tf does this bitch leave me with 1 fucking ice cube when she doesn’t even fill up the ice box?!?!

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Why in the fuck is my neighbor calling me?!

[Simpsonito @SoySimpsonito]

El llavero perfecto no exis…

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

@HellaGayAntonio Finna suck that water up the fancy way

[marmarmarmarmar @nzmk99]

i love Lane Smith's art style

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

I might put this on my hinge profile

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

It's Friday Night

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

life could be a dream ✨️

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

@brooklynnjpg Hasn’t done shit all day except drink my fucking drink!

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

This mf stole my arizona tea?!?

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

hellboy 2: the golden army, 2008

[average black lodge enjoyer @f1rewalk_withme]

my thoughts on the odyssey

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

I dont give a fuck huhhhhh

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Ive always wanted a daughter… you wanna get adopted you little skank?!?
Lmaooo

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

My car is fucking on and im inside it yet you need to walk so fucking close that you knock into??? Dude are you drunk?!?

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Oh yeah, more movies about villains please. Clayface looks GOOD

[𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐✨ @Cashanderaa]

Oh, to be a squealing child at daycare. Or anywhere at this point lol