cass

gods silliest goose

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It should be mandatory for everyone to work a customer facing job for at least 2 years before they are allowed in public

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

Psyduck

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I don’t want to pay $20 for a sandwich that is too big for me to eat in its entirety. I want to pay $6 for a sandwich that is possible to consume in one sitting.

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i’ve never felt about a man the way i’ve felt about a .07 G-2 pen

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veuve clicquot is an industry plant

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Looks structurally sound to me

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

well at least it won’t remind anyone of anything visually

[kyle @butnotoften]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Do you think Face ID knows if you’re ugly

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I hate worm spring

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I want a Gypsy Rose & Britney collab

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Home is where the Diet Coke is <3

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I’ll know the worlds ending when golden wok takes longer than ten minutes

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

for breakfast i had the skin around my fingernails

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Remember picking out your outfit for the following day

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I dont nap I hit fast forward

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Due to tiktok ads and tiktok shop I’ll be following in the footsteps of those before me and switching to instagram reels

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me: i beat jet lag
also me: doing laundry at 3am

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Worst part of being sick is mouth breathing