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[CK @CasseeKay]

Ayy LMAO!

[Captain Teemo @ImCaptainTeemo]

250 retweets and I'll scratch/vine the code for $10 in riot points! :) #leagueoflegends https://t.co/AnGGSEbrtd

[CK @CasseeKay]

The old "I don't have that insurance anymore, delete it" trick. I wasn't born yesterday you idiot. We're not filling it. #addicts #pharmlife

[X! (blue check goes here) @ZonkerDA]

#LaborDay: #conservatives least favorite holiday, next to Martin Luther King day. VIA @KonaLowell ..:

[X! (blue check goes here) @ZonkerDA]

You're dangerously out to lunch if you think lipstick is inappropriate for a nine-year but #UziDeath lessons are not.

[CK @CasseeKay]

You probably wouldn't let a 9 year old drive your car. What makes you think a 9 year old should fire an Uzi? #UziDeath

[CK @CasseeKay]

Trains shouldn't blast their horns when we're having massive storms. #TornadoWarning or #Train? Idk... hard to hear...lemme go look outside.

[CK @CasseeKay]

I shouldn't see half of your bare ass cheeks when you bend over. Those aren't shorts. They're underwear two sizes too small.
#OldLadyStatus

[CK @CasseeKay]

#PSA we should probably spell it "haressment." Can't talk about a bitches ass no more... #Harassment

[CK @CasseeKay]

One dream to rule them all.

[CK @CasseeKay]

Working to live isn't living.

[CK @CasseeKay]

Sometimes I think I don't have many #friends. Then I realize I just don't really fucking like people.

[CK @CasseeKay]

Even in my dreams I fall just short of everything always wanted.

[CK @CasseeKay]

One of these days I really hope I can walk into work and say I just came to drop this stuff off. See you never.

[CK @CasseeKay]

There is little better than scandalous dreams about a stranger. #Yummy.

[CK @CasseeKay]

If you have sum1 2 fill a position don't post the #job 2B "fair." Not #fair 2 those wasting hours on #Resumes #CoverLetters & #Applications.

[CK @CasseeKay]

Everyone passes over Dumbledore's brother being a goat fucker! Why didnt this get in the movie? Clever. #HarryPotter

[CK @CasseeKay]

Tired of #addicts. If you don't want help don't make your problem everyone's problem. YOUR choices=YOUR problem #Pharmacy #Rx #SorryNotSorry

[CK @CasseeKay]

#ThatMomentWhen you find out your young cousin is a #freak because you made a typo in the search bar & accidentally found their twitter. Eww

[CK @CasseeKay]

@midnight Essence of Evan's Nether Region #RuinABand