Cassie

Just pretend this is some meaningful and life-changing quote.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

I made Joe in the Sims... 😂😂 #You #JoeGoldberg #TheSims #Netflix

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

Bird memes give me life

[The Retail Job Life @RetailJobLife]

Top tip for how to avoid customers on the way to your break!

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

Nothing gold can stay.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

Spiders are fucking assholes.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 wait what

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 okay. Glad we got that out of the way then.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 but I don't wanna be enemies! Maybe we could be like light and L if light wasn't Kira. They would have been solid bros.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 Yup. I don't plan on hopping the fence at any point anyways.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 He says he's okay with me becoming a lesbian though. Men and their strange fetishes damn

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 sure but only if I can be the Misa to your Kira. Well, excluding all the creepy stalking and sexual fantasies of course.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 Oops sorry roommates I can't help that I'm hilarious forgive me

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 If L can figure out it exists with no proof, we can find one

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 Hey now let's not worry about the specifics.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 I'm on Craig's List now. Just posted an ad saying I'm sexy, capable, and available. To work.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 Well then we can just get our own Death Note and write "Death Note live action movie" inside so it can die.

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 can we pretend it doesn't exist thanks

[Cassie @CassieCharest]

@melody_marie00 tell me about it