Cassie Gabriel

Heiress to the Skyview Cruise-In Theater

[Cassie Gabriel @CassieEllen82]

I dont make many political posts, but damn when a middle aged white MAN mocks a CHILD for being separated from her mother I legit want to punch him his stupid face and just say "wah wah" when he starts to cry #CoreyLewandowski #whysuchadick

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@MurderSmall @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks finally got that sweet approval that I've been waiting for!

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That moment when ur pouring a glass of chocolate milk and remember the last time u fought with boyfriend. I dumped it. Thanks @MurderSmall

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@CrimeInSports New isotoner marketing gimmick per @WhismanSucks I think we struck gold here people.

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The world’s greediest CEO: Hunter Harrison https://t.co/BCXkihuwDV @CSX Great choice he's doing a bang up job screwing over employees

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New drinking game! When @WhismanSucks says he's an idiot or @Jimmypisfunny gets pissed about mispronouncing a town you do a shot. #welcome

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Can we all agree that when @WhismanSucks &@Jimmypisfunny talked about a dick grabbing Mr Rogers we all pictured this guy.#CanIBeYourNeighbor

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@MurderSmall Why does she look like she's being all coy in her mugshot? No need for coyness when we all know you're willing to eat shit. Literally.

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Heavily drinking after today's episode @MurderSmall. I was going to anyway, but thanks for giving me a legit reason #Wrecked #CriedAtWork

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https://t.co/c4VnIcpI21 ly/buy-iphone/6uu

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@WhismanSucks Yep. Reading the screen is so hard, just ask Dexter.

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@MurderSmall If you ever need ideas there was a dbl murder in my hometown a week before I was born. Made my arrival a little less newsworthy

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Feeling like a bit of a fucktard? Listen to @CrimeInSports your self esteem will be renewed. No one fucks up quite like an athlete on coke.

[Cassie Gabriel @CassieEllen82]

Literally on Twitter for @CrimeInSports and @MurderSmall. If you're not an pernicious prick give it a listen. Also, must like wheezing.

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When you choke on your DQ burger @ work because ur fav podcast mentions it. Serendipity indeed @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks @CrimeInSports

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@Jokoy Sally Jesse's career is dead, but her heart and oversized glasses live on.

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@BrunoMars when can we expect the video for Young Girls?!?

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@Pink @HuffingtonPost Russia start giving out dogs to everyone that gets a medal, or participates in any Olympic event. Problem solved.

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@BrunoMars @Shazam Amazing show!!!

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Camera pans out to a small boy sitting on the floor playing with a snow globe #fakebreakingbadspoilers #stelsewhereripoff