Cassius Clapper

Natty Champ | Retired Bag Enthusiast | Midway Monster | Fuck Threes

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@BigJonnyMan I got a roommate who says this religiously. W wasians

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Final tally for the bar crawl. 24 in honor of Kobe #MambaMentality

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@JJwiththeshifts I will so sexual favors to meet up with you

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halfway into bar crawl and already #hammered and seen two of the ex future wives #nuke #fml

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@JJwiththeshifts jj come to outr soon

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@JJwiththeshifts And guess what. WE doing it again today

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I remember my first beer

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You know what they say. Good shot, windy day.
Back to the drawing board #rapeme

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@JJwiththeshifts Sir all mighty I’ve had more than enough drinks to remember the shots I put up tonight

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@JJwiththeshifts May I interest you in John wall

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@ketgoblin1635 game is game

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@rosemixell0 #foid

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holy shit i’ve been looking for these for three days #baller #expand

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#nuke Dr. Drew Phillips #phag

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@JJwiththeshifts Real ones know adderall is the best cure

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@JJwiththeshifts One lucky lady from madness will help break it in

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@JJwiththeshifts Never a complete trip without beer

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w shout? #ballknower #freshmanslayer

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Great minds think alike

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How the beer in my fridge is looking at me for a 3rd straight night