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[Cassafrass @CassRios]

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[Cassafrass @CassRios]

My 🐍 don't want none unless you got #BUNN hun 😘🍑☕.
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[Cassafrass @CassRios]

@ScooterRivers Sonuvabitch, why do I always miss the good stuff?? 😶

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I got yaoi hands surgery and it was the best decision I ever made 😌

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

@theheadoftheKGB Senpai's self-deprecation is so kawaii 💖🙃.

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

What fuels my insatiable sense of justice? Coffee. Coffee and fools.

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

@pbarsch @latimes One step forward, then a tumble back 🙄😑.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I'm drawing myself as a furry for Patreon because money is more important to me than self respect and I can't decide what breed of sexy dog I should be.

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

i think the perfect way to celebrate the 4th of july would be to arrest the cops who murdered breonna taylor

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Just so I have the white supremacy straight,

a black football player respectfully kneeling is TREASON, but a white President allowing a fucking BOUNTY on US soldiers is PATRIOTIC?

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

@theheadoftheKGB If it ain't extra, it ain't worth it 😘.

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

@BrandiOswood Yo 🖐

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

We have spent decades defunding education—most people’s only tool to a healthy future—and we can’t defund the police when there is hard data to prove they have abused their power and the system is broken? Be a person who speaks loudly about defunding the police. Change is here.

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

I think the concept of possibility more effective in the present/past tense in lieu of the future tense. Don't tell me it's possible because it COULD happen, tell me it's possible because it happened or is happening. I find that more reliable and comforting.

[Cassafrass @CassRios]

I'm so caffeinated I feel it in my knees. #OhNo 🙃👍☕

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Laughter is the best medicine.
Crying is the affordable generic brand.

[cam 🍉 @camsensual_]

me: i hate clichés

author: the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one

me: *sobs* omg the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

A guy tries to light his shoe on fire & 18 yrs later we still all take our shoes off through security. In that time there have been 37 MASS SHOOTINGS. And nothing. Not a single regulation.