Velvet Castille

Bartender, stripper, cam girl, and occasional porn actress

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

No doubt because being interested in financial autonomy, problem solving, logic, and reason is somehow gay in the minds of these troglodytes.

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[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Has anyone ever noticed that if you take 'wise' and 'bitch' and put them together you get 'witch'?

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Today, I saw a full playground with children and parents playing in it, and I did a full lip (with gloss!). Weird. 🙏��🤘

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Yeah, so like people are gonna be totally honest about having been vaccinated so they don't have to wear a mask. Totally.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

'Covid Zeroism' in is strangling the soul of Portland. Let's not forget that the original Oregonians were not exactly a risk averse group of people. Imagine if the oregon trail was never traveled bc 'any life lost is one life too many'. https://t.co/utlU9NP3IJ

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

If I ever had a doubt about where I stand in society, as a sex worker and bartender, the pandemic has highlighted it, with stars and asterisks, and about ten underlines. In The Empire Strikes Back, when Luke is hanging from a ladder underneath the cloud city...it's like that.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Oh hay, let's just drive that socio-economic stake right through the heart of working class Americans.

Fully-vaccinated people can gather without masks, CDC says

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[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Fuck yeah I did! Take me off this fucking planet asap lol

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[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Coming Soon on Switchpro 🔥 https://t.co/tnIdncUJIK #girlscode #yesastripper

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Everybody is trying to find a way to substitute human interaction with technology, and streams, and zoom meetings. There is no substitute. Remember that.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Oh Hai. Come hang with me and some friends this Saturday. What else you gonna do? More Facebook? Fun🔥 https://t.co/WgcVSfxdPz #girlscode #yesastripper #supportthearts #supportthefarts #keepportlandalive

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Coup? Cartoon Coup attempt maybe.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

TFW you feel like you're living on the edge and you're not really trying to or want to ♡

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Switchpro studio coming together!👌💯💥

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Hey look I'm in a show next Saturday! And no it isn't on Zoom! This one is free, but they won't always be (but ill like you more if you tip!) Come watch me try to be entertaining, and enjoy our musical guests, mystery porn, and more on https://t.co/nXL5Ux6bF5 Sat Dec 12, 8pm-9pm.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Altruism, is not an intrinsic human trait. Many of our meat-headed, and questionably human compatriots might say, if they knew what altruism means, that they ‘really care’ about each other, and that they aren’t taking advantage. But they are. Someone always is.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

So, what if we set up a pop up restaurant in the street in front of 1221 SW 4th Ave, Portland, OR 97204, with topless servers
, and of course masked....we would have heaters! I mean....I think that's in compliance, right?

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

The public health is more than metrics and science. It is human contact, movement, and the many interactions of bodies and our biomes. We need to interact for our survival, to thrive. The government will never see that. The government only sees black and white, never gray.

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

Im not moody!! You're moody!

[Velvet Castille @CastilleVelvet]

And my brother said not to rely on crypto for our first payment gateway on https://t.co/nXL5Ux6bF5 🤫🤔