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[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

great concept. my code reviews are about to get saucy-ier.

[grïngx🇺🇦pendej̈x @_artml_]

@north0fnorth your Minecraft server contains bytes that are known to the state of California to cause cancer

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

It’s the #DevSecOps ouroboros, we are on the cusp observing the event horizon where the tail enters the mouth!

[Ben Vinegar @bentlegen]

javascript is going places and i'm all in

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@ronawang go

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@clhubes This tweet wins the american internet!

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

💀💀 SHIP IT!!!! 💀💀
https://t.co/XUKeQBP8Q3

[GL @gldivittorio]

A woman at the gym was telling another woman about a new guy she’s dating and said, “he’s got his own place and his own business” and without skipping a beat the other woman says, “so did the Long Island serial killer” and everyone should have a friend like that

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

It’s fair to assume there’s cameras everywhere now, but I’ve gotta admit: if you asked me to guess how good the night vision camera coverage of the audience at a Beetlejuice the musical show in Denver would be, I probably wouldn’t have guessed this good

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio has the WGA tried getting various members together to film a video of writers singing “Imagine” yet?

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@elonmusk makes you wonder how many billions or trillions it will take to make truly safe full self driving cars. Isn’t a full self driving car essentially a “safety net” for a human operated car?

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio tell him your research has revealed idiocy is contagious

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio not even close.

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@KeatonPatti X

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio we need some Honk content but maybe on tiktok instead of x

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

Pete and Repete are in a boat,
But Pete fell out,
Who is left in the boat?

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@JenaFriedman this needs to be in your new set!!!

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

These two sentences are so masterfully constructed. Joe Patrice deserves a Pulitzer for them alone. 🥇

This is a company that made a hero out of a duck that swims in his own accumulated wealth. They’re not dropping anything. https://t.co/470TNgliYY

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio glad you are still here with the funniest takes!

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

hypothetically who has worse CTE Mike Tyson or Mario?

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

People of a certain age know it’s TicTac not TikTok

[CΛSTLΞ TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT @CastleTechDev]

@gldivittorio 🌹🥀🌻🌼 not you! 🌷🌺💐🌸