Fidel Castro

President of Cuba. I really don't like the U.S. So they will never get my Cuban cigars again.

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Now I understand why I survived Bush's plans and the plans of other presidents who ordered my assassination: the good Lord protected me.

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

I made the paper this week!

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

You guys don't have to lie about the U-2 missions. Everyone knows about them. And we just shot one down. #Sorrynotsorry

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Sugar prices are going down again.... prepare yourself for the worst....

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Made a new friend! @Khrushchev_94

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

@Khrushchev_94 hey wanna store some missiles over at my place for a little while?

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

So the U.S. thinks they can just blow up one of ships?!? Patria o Muerte!

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Hey U.S. this Communism stuff is pretty fun, you guys should try it one of these days.

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Completely got screwed by those doctors causing that massive brain drain. #noonelikesfloridaanyways

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Who was a better dictator?

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

If any of those African American fellows want to tour Cuba come on down to our racial discrimination free land.

[Fidel Castro @Castronator26]

Woah! First day as the Prime Minister of Cuba. Hopefully everyone will like me and I don't screw this up! :)