Cat Cooper

Writer/Presenter/Dater/Stand Up Comedy. Gin and Coffee. London. more on Insta: CatCooperrr

[Cat Cooper @Cat_Cooper_]

First live comedy gig tonight in 6 months @bignosecomedy , what could possibly go wrong?!

Excited to be performing for people and not just my toaster 🎉🎉🎉

[Cat Cooper @Cat_Cooper_]

Yeah, what is this? 🎤It’s been a while....

I’m in heat 4 of @SYTYFunny tonight at 7:30 on Zoooooooom - if you wanna come and support your mate, tickets are here: https://t.co/TRvNtcZ1qA 🎟

And can you laugh loud cos i’ve a glue ear? Thanks!

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@FenleyCooper

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@sweatsntopknots

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Ooh, i’m in the @ComedyVirgins Max Turner prize Comp on 25th Jan, 7pm & you can watch for free at https://t.co/zgLTQ3Wk79. 10 comedians competing, & 
@SoozUK headlining 🎉🎉
Please watch, you could even win £150 for being the most supportive member of the audience!
*Dog not inc.

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It's been weeks since the funding for theatre and arts was announced - please start distributing the money now to stop the tide of redundancies and venues closing permanently @OliverDowden @RishiSunak
https://t.co/nLRBZknrrh

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https://t.co/kf92DmZePv A third of comedy venues believe they’ll be forced to close within the next six months, with 77.8% facing closure within the next year. Please sign and RT
#SaveLiveComedy

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Hey world! I just supported Angel Comedy on @Patreon, and you can too! Internet high-five 🖐🏻

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I've locked in my love for The Cav! https://t.co/WW60wtwb8M

[Cat Cooper @Cat_Cooper_]

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Angel Comedy on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron https://t.co/LBZAhpu6LS

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If i had a garden, this would be me working from it.

But i don’t, so this is my indoor sun lounger (aka sofa).

🌴🌞💻⛱ (why isn’t there a sofa emoji??)
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#wfh #workingfromhome #spring #garden #legs #sunout #legsout #reading #amreading #writing #amwriting #creative

[Tinder @Tinder]

PSA: It’s never too soon to delete “If coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?” from your Tinder bio.

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Telly day yesterday, and found myself dressed in a kaftan a la Margo Leadbetter from The Good Life - tbf that 70’s show is my life inspiration now.
#kaftan #margo #margoleadbetter #70sfashion #70sTV #thegoodlife #penelopekeith #selfsufficient #covidliving #ginplease #gin #inspo

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Gonna carry this around with me for now, for the numpty’s who don’t understand social distancing.

To demonstrate what two metres looks like, or to hit people.
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#socialdistancing #twometres #howbig #bigstick #standclear #girlswhorun #running

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Bought new glassware as staying home and drinking gin is my life now (i’m aware the only difference here is the staying home part), so why not booze with pretty glasses 🤷🏻‍♀️.

And yes, that is Mr. April and his cute pooch Carlos behind me, thanks for asking.

#gin #StayHome

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Happy Eastering folks!

Had this pic taken so that i could put it with my Easter gigs... maybe next year 🐰
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#easter #easterbunny #writingcomedy #womenincomedy #funnywomen #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #laughs #gags #oneday #girlswithcurls #curlyhairdontcare

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Gin o’clock - to be honest, hard to know what o’clock it is anymore...
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#gin #ginoclock #cocktail #cocktailhour #bar #pub #athome #ginathome #cheers #salut #girlswithcurls #curlygirl #legsout #groundhogday #humpday #rememberwhenweusedtogoout #missingpeople #missingmymates

[Cat Cooper @Cat_Cooper_]

I’ve just read that this is the time we should all be working on our A game sexting...

Words, and dick pics - what a time to be alive!
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#sexting #single #onlinedating #coviddating #olderwomendating #datingover40 #wordsandpics #sext #tease #flirt #writing #amwriting

[Cat Cooper @Cat_Cooper_]

Picking up groceries this morning, pre-London’s (potential) lockdown tomorrow/weekend. The guy behind the counter gave me three dates, i think he could sense the dry spell coming up...
#date #firstdate #dating #single #datingover40 #onlinedating #olderwomendating #dryspell

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New Tinder profile pics, with glasses or without?
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@tinder #dating #single #profilepics #girlswithcurls #girlsinglasses #firstdate #swiperight #swipeleft #onlinedating #datingover40 #olderwomendating #cougar