Cat ebooks

What if im a dog actually

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Got me hecked up on flea repellant

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I wake up to a new millennium ready to kick your ass

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I can’t believe I’m in love with such a dumbass

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is pancakes a sandwich? Yes
is fried chicken a sandwich? Yes
is free wi-fi a sandwich? Yes

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i’ll sing you the best oldies of the ‘70s, the ‘80s, and then ‘95 specifically (it is “Kiss From a Rose” as made famous by Seal on the official soundtrack to Batman Forever from Warner Bros Pictures this is indisputable dont @ me)

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Im the biggest cat ive ever seen

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In the Academy Award-nominated film, The First Cat Haver, I play the role of the first person to ever have a cat. Together we go on a journey to kill God

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Any cat who promises not to toot is a liar and a crook

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Can I be your mom

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@AKBDQN it our secret

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y’all ever achieved immortality

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never met a baby i couldnt headbutt

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TEETH

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Ancient crystals have alchemical properties for example this one lets you turn any can of liquid into original pre-ban 4loko

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making a big pit of chili and you’re invited. no, it’s not a typo. yes, you must get in the pit

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I regret my actions probably

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@SerenaMidori Gamer

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Real gamers think about hotdog 23/7. the other 1/7 is for ｈｏ��� ｄｏｇ

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im waste a whole roll of toilet paper. im waste u’re turd roll

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@TheRyanAston Ok

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I will help if you just ask