Catherine Martell

Controlling interest in the Ghostwood Development Project. Wife to the dear departed @Pete_Martell.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

.@MrJerryHorne (Ahem.)

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

I'm at Twin Peaks Town Hall (Twin Peaks, WA) http://t.co/D18nwT8SVW

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

There's nothing the average voter likes less than a know-it-all.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

And when you are on that stage, never - I repeat, NEVER - look as smug as you did just now.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

But for now, you need to convince people you are the guy they want to have a beer with. Make them love you.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Once you are mayor you can wear obscure tribal cowls and consume inedible animal organs all you like.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

I want you to make people learn to like you. In order to do so, I'd recommend you... dampen some of your more flamboyant extravagances.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Do whatever you can to make yourself relatable to the Toms, Dicks, and Harrys.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

You, meanwhile, have a tendency toward exotic fetishism and extolling foreign cuisines that would make the average joe blue in the face.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Don't overestimate yourself! The Milfords are as blandly and patriotically American as apple pie and backyard fireworks.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

The only reason he got his cush position as editor-in-chief was by sucking up to his uncle. He's got nothing but his name, so tarnish it.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Do everything you can to stress the nepotism angle, as far as you can without saying the word itself. Again, don't be seen as an aggressor.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

All he's ever done in his life is report on the actions of those in power, but he's never made a hard decision in his life.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Most likely that attack will come from Milford. When it does, attack his credentials.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

If Cooper is smart, he'll do his best to distance his rhetoric from that as well, lest it drag both our campaign's down.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

You did a nice job deflecting that today by throwing it back into @BenJHorne's camp. Keep doing that as necessary.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

You can't be seen as the boy who cried crazy. Just add a touch of it so people remember @Hanna_Greenwood's article and Cooper's... nonsense.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Stress that we need every revenue stream available to us to get us off the ground and boost the jobs market.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

When you can, throw in some jabs about Cooper being all touchy-feely. Don't go so far that people think you are attacking him outright.

[Catherine Martell @Cat_Martell]

Reiterate what you said in your town hall announcement. The economy will not bounce back just because of Eckhardt Global's meddling.