🐝 Bees 🍯

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

[Ceceil | Vtuber 👽🦭 @CeceilCerko]

If you spam “I need healing” you better be in this condition or I’ll hunt you down and you’ll be in this condition quick

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2008: 18
2007: 19
2006: 20
2005: 21
2004: 22
2003: 23
2002: 24
2001: pushing 30
2000: pushing 30
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: dead

[TØRIENA @ToriToriena]

“Vamos jogar overwatch?”

Tradução: “vamos destruir nosso dia?”

[🎃venrure spooky pits🎃 @mokacc1no]

tier list of how it feels to play these characters in ranked

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i am a genius which is why i also have to be a horrible pervert

[ᵖ​̲ʳ​̲ˣmelly⋆✮⋆ @melyouup]

u need a 5th player and suddenly everyone is employed

[꩜ @adorewordss]

in my defense i used to be a lot worse

[iαn @lastdiance]

today is kill your boyfriend day

[i hate overwatch @dwarfbutch]

"genji would get a degree in philosophy" respectfully if hanzo hadnt put genjis dumb ass in the ground he would have been spending his yakuza clans blood money on gacha games n tokusatsu merch n stimulants well into his 30s that guys not getting a phd in anything dont lie to me

[rela @otterluvr08]

the evilest mf u know calls herself bunny

[🐝 Bees 🍯 @CatacomBees]

Today I sat in a meeting and thought “I’m so tired of doing this.”

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

what does my hatred for social interaction have to do with my love for balls

[inga @ingaludes]

“this pussy is mine” well, no but i’m glad you are enjoying it

[Sevyn 🌙✨ @sevynwonderZ]

bought the T1 Seraphine bundles w/ my own money unlike you broke bitches begging for gifts. get on my level, whores 😌

[cassie @ab5sive]

about to buy t1 seraphine for myself cus im an #independent #nonchalant #chill girl

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[🐝 Bees 🍯 @CatacomBees]

Me seeing that caller id pop up

[tuna @lusanns]

how long after sex is it appropriate to turn on lck