vince catalina

Taylor stan. aunt Fanny enthusiast. jared from subway apologist

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

To be a woman is to perform (attempt to ignore your queefs while he’s in you)

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Whoever has my voodoo doll - two in the pink one in the stink is all I ask for

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Dear John TV on repeat rn. Don’t text 🤧

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Anytime a girl uses the word “dump/dumping” in their insta caption I just instantly think of them dropping a massive log in the shitter. Like I always want to comment “need some tp or a plunger??”

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

“Oh don’t worry everyone. I packed extra oxygen” - ocean gate ceo (probably) #OceanGateSub #titanicsubmersible

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

At least the Ocean Gate ceo packed these so they can protect themselves against sea life #submarine

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Well since them boys in that submarine ain’t making it, who’s got a new idea for something I can hyper fixate on for the next week??

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Since no one can seem to find and save the billionaires on Ocean Gate. It’s time to bring in the reinforcements. Bring it on home John B!! #titanic #oceangate

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Baby eat my ass. My dick is kinda raw from jerking it to Chris Evans’ smell

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Just listened to my grandpa tell me bee facts for an hour so basically I better get the whole inheritance

[PDOLLY🫧🍒 @PinkDior_]

Ima FaceTime him back with his mama in a electric chair since we all shocking each other

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

I just want one day a year that I’m not visually assaulted by camel toe

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Can’t wait to go to church Sunday. I love my special 1 on 1 time with the priest

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Just fucked my bitch raw 😈 my dick is now covered in scrapes and bruises and is bleeding profusely, but what’s the grind without the pain??? ✌️✌️

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

“I swear on my dad’s grave” - okay but he already dead so tf that promise mean to me

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Whenever I have sex with a woman for the first time I pee on their vag to mark my territory

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

Ending something with “thank you for coming to my TED talk” should automatically put you in front of a firing squad

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

“I’m a golden retriever boyfriend” great im making an appointment to put you down

[vince catalina @CatalinaVince]

@KrisJenner thoughts?

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Idea for the next season of the kardashians - just give North ninja throwing stars and let her go nuts