Catalyst

Everyone's favourite local mercenary! Please rate me five stars on Merc4Hire dot com. Totally the leader of The New Seven.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@FlartpTheoryTwo I'm very popular!
Just- in other ways.
I was famous for awhile!! You know that Cat Holloway chick from awhile back? That was ME. Big shocker.
No one ever put two and two together, somehow... I mean I only changed my last name and that was it!

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

It's not easy being so popular with the ladies...

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

EAT A DICK DRIFT

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

YEAAHHH BITCHES
IM FINALLY FUCKING FREE AFTER 7 YEARS

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

YEAAHHH BITCHES
IM FINALLY FUCKING FREE AFTER 7 YEARS

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

The Island is running Out of Time! OG Season X drops September 3.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

That little "idiot" came by and gave me some cookies he made.
Obviously my first instinct was that he was trying to POISON ME
But uh...
They were pretty good cookies.
Maybbbeee he's not so bad.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

I shot that little idiot in the back of the head and a few days later I saw him walking around again but in a GALAXY MECH SUIT.
WHAT COMBAT ADVANTAGE DOES THAT POSSIBLY GIVE HIM

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

He's still a bum!
Why is his 'perfect world' just him bringing a bunch of video game characters together!
What an idiot!

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

Geno is highkey a bum.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@FlartpTheoryTwo I just can't believe he was The Visitor this whole time!
...I GUESS that's kinda on me for not noticing, he WAS acting pretty off for... Well, he was acting off the entire time actually.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

Geno is highkey a bum.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@FlartpTheoryTwo I can't believe Geno is out here beefing with a 9 year old </3

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

Bro is 9 years old 💔💔💔💔

[Aether-atrix @Aetheratrix]

Jones’ date of birth is 7/25/2017

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@UwUKittyKat7 (Ignore that the design is actually Drift, no one likes him so we pretend its me)

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@UwUKittyKat7 We can be twins

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

Get out of my house!!!

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

yeeowch!!!

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@UwUKittyKat7 I mean, I don't really hate him.
He let me in on his little Sprite business. I'm not sure those... Quack Snacks he making are safe to eat, but I don't care, I get some of the money, I do jobs for him, and everyones happy in the end.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

I can't tell if that Cluster guy is a weirdo or if he keeps flirting with me anytime I'm doing something for him

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@UwUKittyKat7 I dunno he does pay me relatively well.
Which isn't saying alot because I'm not getting paid to be the leader of The New Seven...

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

like whatsapp danger

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

@FlartpTheoryTwo What's he gonna do, blast me into a black hole?
Well, newsflash for him: I've been sucked into a black hole. TWICE. and SURVIVED TWICE.

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

I'm getting off topic, the POINT
is that I got fucked up by a cube one time.
Which was probably revenge for that time I fucked up a cube

[Catalyst @CatalystFort]

"Bear with me" sounds like I'm asking you to be a bear with me.
But bare with me also seems weird??
Jesus I'm a fucking moron