Cat in a Basket

Hello Hello, I’m Catannmas, CosmeGamer galore! I’m a gamer with a goal and it’s to entertain

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Breaking: Democrats flip two Public Service Commission seats in Georgia, the first victories in 25 years.

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Emory Healthcare is ruthless. I get a bill because THEY burned ME at the stake? Pfft, rude.

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If Precious Moments dolls and Furbies had babies, they would be Labubus.

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Apparently I’ve been on this platform for 13 years with nothing to show for it. Classic me.

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You can’t lick a boot and wear it too

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It will forever make me and my occasional nighttime routine happy that my three favorite Futurama episodes are back to back.

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Don’t compete where you can’t compare

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Conversation is the best form of contraception.

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Nothing Ike a Bloody Mary at 3 am to clear your sinuses.

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Adrenaline is the best matchmaker.

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My new glasses are a vibe.

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So what year will su!c!de booths be created? Asking for a friend.

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The horrors persist but so do I.

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When you are not fed love on a silver spoon, you learn to lick it off knives.

- Lauren Eden, Lioness Awakens

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People will take you more seriously if they can see your nipples.

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There’s something about you that I know I can change

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I won’t break your heart, but I will break your spirit.

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Having a nickname is way more complicated than I gave it credit for.

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I call this bunny lip because I have big teeth and I bit myself. Hard.