Catbert - Evil Director of HR

Unofficial account of a real life Evil Director of HR...... only if my name were to be Catbert😎

All tweets are intended for fun, so please don't take offence

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

What is the biggest scam run by HR departments the world over.....I think it is the millions spent over Talent Management, and then you go and hire from outside. Keeps the economy going though. What do you think?

#talentmanagement #evildirectorofhr #catbert

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Trump should be filing a case of constructive dismissal. They all went about connecting evidence against him and cut off his communication access. Unfair to have impeachment trial now. How difficult it is to be a republican now. Logic vs Loyalty.
#ImpeachmentTrial #ConvictTrump

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

I was dating 3 girls at same time will not serve as a good answer to an interview question - " please give an example of you multitasking"

Especially if you have a woman on the panel
#HRCommunity #jobinterview #catbert

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

As Vaccines become available, many companies would strategise securing doses for their executives and employees, justifying business continuity and resilience needs.

The question is.....should they ?

#COVIDー19 #COVID19 #evilhr #catbert

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Reminds me of repatriating a territory head from a foreign posting and bringing them to Head Office - leaving them to find their next role on return.

The individual quit in 6 months.

Hope this story is different 🤣🤣

#catbert #evilhr

[CNN International @cnni]

A 36-year-old Asian elephant, who has spent much of his life languishing alone in captivity, is on his way to a sanctuary in Cambodia -- thanks in part to the efforts of American pop star Cher. https://t.co/Z0CoP6dIRN

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

@AndrewPMunro @AnalyticsinHR The other factor to consider is capabilities of HR professionals around understanding and embracing data analytics - moving beyond anecdotal reasoning of Talent related challenges.

#JustSayin

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

@bamboohr Not do anything. Just think... deeply.

Having a busy HR/functional leader is not a great solution, as it leads to a more transactional activity usually - which is not great ROI.

Think about it ;-)

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Someone has stolen my Microsoft Office and they are going to pay for it... You have my Word.
#catbert #evilhr

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Just because you sent me a candidate referral, it doesn't give you the licence to email or call me every fees to check for status !

I don't ask you every three days about compliance...do I?
😎😎
#humanresources #hr #evilhr #catbert #Recruitment #Hiring

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Your HR Director solves your problems that you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand yet 😎😎
#HumanResources

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Due to the confidentiality of my job.....I really do not know what am I doing 😎😎
#evilhr #catbert #humanresources #HR

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

This is how we take a perfectly hard working and successful employee and give them a fancy but useless title for motivation.

Monarchy has followed HR principles for long and see how well they continue to survive.

#evilhr #hrtruths #KnightHood #waitwhat

[Reuters @Reuters]

Royal fan Hamilton says he would never refuse a knighthood https://t.co/CZuoHy6ObZ

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

@washingtonpost What is the issue here? We, in HR, do it all the time. When we tell employees to follow rules, it is only meant for them. We are only expected to make rules. He should be in HR

#evilhr

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

WFH means employee's home is their new workplace. We are soon sending a crew to fix cameras in these workspaces or employees can come to office and be monitored 😎https://t.co/4rpuIr69K5
#EmployeeEngagement #evilhr

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Maradona got recruited by God. He runs a tight recruitment shop and picks up the best talent from us, eventually.
#MaradonaRIP

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

#justsaying

[Catbert - Evil Director of HR @Catbert_of_hr]

Donny is behaving like my disgruntled employee who doesn't like the fact that he has been sacked for non-performance. House needs a real HR Director (like me)... should put Trumpie on garden leave immediately 😎 @PalmerReport please refer me to Nancy. #USElectionResults2020