All-Star Tom

I'm the fucking Joe Mauer of the best kept secret in the west metro - Pitch Slap softball for life Bitches!!!!

[Jeff Winslow @Winslow_Jeff]

@Pitch__Slap copyright infringement???

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Question of the day: is @Pitch__Slap struggling due to lack of veteran (off-field) leadership of @B_Schack? First week with presence 2-0....

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

I don't drink much beer, but when I do it's fucking HAMS bitches!!! #NationalBeerDay #30RackRackCityBitch #doesMaynardshavehams?

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Looking at you I can tell its Easter because something in my pants has risen #JesusPickUpLines

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Not sure what we'll get out of @Pitch__Slap 's @tLUCCI_12 this summer except fashion tips & 2 hop throws frm right fld to 2nd #donintraining

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@mikehoeffel11 mesmerizes birds wit his flow and bat skills. However, reads at a 4th grade level and cant make a throw from short to first

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

I feel like Koivu wearing the C is like having @J_millss15 bat first for @Pitch__Slap #nootherrealoptions

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

The MN Wild miss Nate Prosser like @Pitch__Slap misses @rflynn22... #wedont #justkidding #kiddingbutnotkidding #americaneagleflynn

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Who throws harder: Christian Ponder or center fielder @nateschmidt29? The real question is who wheels harder...

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

I bet @J_millss15 is sobbing over this vikes game in his mom's arms while @Burdish24 is sulking in his smelly farts #pitchslapproblems

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Derek Jeter actually retired to come play with @Pitch__Slap. I hope he is okay with #22, I'll just have to get it back form @rflynn22

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@J_millss15 & @tLUCCI_12 r competing in a crossfit 2man competition, followed by shopping at Jcrew, cryin about 04' state tourny, & buttsex

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

I'm gonna ride that bull at jacks tonight like its a bench at Aqilla field 4! #selfbencher #pitchslapproblems #loochisgay #flashapalooza

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

If I would have done the ALS #icebucketchallenge after playoffs, the water would been boiling after #4for4 #stillbatslast

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

All @wafflesboii wants is a dog. Hey waffles, go chase some of @SHelgeson04 's dogs from college #allshapesandsizes

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@EHaula came to America with only an accent and a bad hair cut #finnesotan

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@boringjoemiller sounds like @tLUCCI_12 when on a diet. FUCKING LOSER!!!!!

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

Really @Pitch__Slap?! No playoff awards?

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@Pitch__Slap can suck my 3 for 3 in playoff ass #playoffmvp

[All-Star Tom @CatcherTStevens]

@tLUCCI_12 touched second base twice... Probably had to run home for a cold tub...